During my uni time, i love to post random questions to mIRC. first, i'm bored. second, i'm bored. third, i just want differential opinion on the question. fourth, did i say i'm bored?
sometimes people asked me, did you feel/act/experience like what i'm asked in my random questions, i just say...yes and no. sometimes i asked and expecting good answer to solve my problem, sometimes did i say i'm bored? provoking people with morally twilight question is a recretational to me. it's like good sport! sweating and refreshing!
so, it comes to me again that i have random thoughts (again) after a long, tiring day.
have you ever think of having an affair with your neighbor?
how does it feel to get shot by a nuclear bullet or something like that?
is it really terrifying to stab somebody to death?
if you could behead somebody and kick his head after that, what kind of kick will you employ?
or you'll just smack the head with baseball bats?
what does it feel when you jump for suicide from a rocky cliff?
how does it feel to be frozen to death?
does fucking with pretty face women taste better?
hahahahha. i'm quite twisted.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
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yes, you are indeed twisted
hehehe. did i? hrmm. *see ummi run away* hrmm. :P
as twisted as these "random thoughts" are, i found myself having the same thoughts as well... particularly in the kepala-sape-aku-nak-sepak-sampai-hujung-dunia line. there is one particular person i'd like to behead and kick her head to the end of the universe with all of my might but alas, i could only do that in my mind.
alamak!
this is all your fault lah! got me twisted as well
hehe.welcome to the dark side! well, an evil thought is not evil. i think it's pretty normal for every single person to have evil thoughts. human ain't divine.
owh..care to share why those person deserved such treatment?
hehe. not my fault. :P
random thoughts huh? those questions you stated there is remarkable... i'd like to do one on my own...:)
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have you ever think of having an affair with your neighbor?
hoho yeah. hot mums! in my dreams jela.
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how does it feel to get shot by a nuclear bullet or something like that?
dont have the time to feel anything. your brains will burn first even before your neurons can send the "im in pain!" signal
unless the bullet (do u mean warhead?) doesnt explode. sure itll be painful as hell
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is it really terrifying to stab somebody to death?
no.
not until you think about it later. worst, that guy is dead.
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if you could behead somebody and kick his head after that, what kind of kick will you employ?
a conventional pass, like the one keepers do to pass to defenders.
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or you'll just smack the head with baseball bats?
nah. why baseball bats, anyway?
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what does it feel when you jump for suicide from a rocky cliff?
regret that i jumped in the first place
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how does it feel to be frozen to death?
numb?
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does fucking with pretty face women taste better?
pretty face will certainly boost a man's ego. pretty face = hard to get = rare. that proves that you are great.
in a way, it does taste better. but in the end, it all just feels the same.
i always wonder
if you died in a fire and was badly burned. do you get a discount when you opt for a cremation?
that's my number one question
zruchilles: please be my guest. :)
ibnuhalim:
#1: yeah, hot mums. sedap woo!
#2: owh..so it might be not pain at all. cool.
#3: hrm..plausible. but did death really terrifying? for victim and murderer.
#4: why conventional pass? i want to try free kick. better and curvy. hoho.
#5: just because.
#6: hrm..it must be lonely to jump of rocky cliff.
#7: hahaha. exactly.
#8: so the ego is bigger even when the dick is smaller? hahahah. pretty face "taste" better. :P
effi: if only you burn to ash. but if you only badly burned, the energy used to cremate is less hence less fuel and time needed. however nobody calculate that hence no discount. if you know that you're going to get burn, ask your murderer to burn you to ash (should you opt to cremation) or just throw yourself into deeper and bigger fire (suicide). :P
1) have you ever think of having an affair with your neighbor?
i think i did it.. not thinking, doing it i mean! :P
2) how does it feel to get shot by a nuclear bullet or something like that?
how does a nuclear bullet look like? Not a fan of WMD though..silent and slow killing is more like my type
3) is it really terrifying to stab somebody to death?
no. it just felt like stabbing a flesh. try poking at raw meat. same feeling.
4) if you could behead somebody and kick his head after that, what kind of kick will you employ?
a very hard kick. i'll send it flying high.
5) or you'll just smack the head with baseball bats?
send the head flying and then smack it with baseball bats. ill go for homerun!
6) what does it feel when you jump for suicide from a rocky cliff?
goosebump. the gravity that pulls u plus the change in temperature due to the height difference will make your hair stands. I mean every hair.
7) how does it feel to be frozen to death?
Gotta go with the previous answer. numb. and cold.
8) does fucking with pretty face women taste better?
No. but the "anticipation of sex" (foreplay action) would be better. once the dick is in, nothing different. you might want to try fucking an ugly bitch with head wrapped in paper bag while watching porn with the prettiest face you like
9) if you died in a fire and was badly burned. do you get a discount when you opt for a cremation?
No. the cremation is run by the jew. you might want to boycott it as you boycott starbuck.
#1: god damned it! +10 charm for you, sir.
#2: you're creepy. nyeh nyeh nyeh. i also like slow and silent, i prefer slitting my wrist. yummy!
#3: so, been there, done that?
#4 & #5: sir, you need to check in into mental asylum. hoho.
#6: huh..must be thrilling. :P
#7: agree!
#8: hahaha. will do. same question: been there, done that eh?
#9: hindus also cremate. you could get it cheap if you know how to bargain.
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