Mem-babi-kan orang

I love to curse. I admit it. As a matter of fact, I think I'm most comfortable when I'm chatting away with cursing words flowing down like waterfall.

I found lately that i curse alot while driving. i call it "mem-babi-kan orang" session. The beauty is i'm not only pig-ging people but also their attitude and their ride. I mean, what else you could call someone who drive on right lane but drive at 60km/h? maybe snails or something along the line, but i love more to make them pig. stupid pig. don't you get your license rightfully?

The thing about cursing is it's harsh, it's offensive yet you do no physical damage. it's beautiful fight really although some people take it to another level with high pitch voice and loads of tears. i like cynical tone voice of cursing exchanging between 2 people or more, it's so dramatic. it's like watching 2 unrelated people throwing at each other knives, mortar, grenade, atomic bombs and nuclear missile but doesn't heard each other. yet, when someone get their hands on their opponent, it looks so cowardy.

Everybody love to curse, you subconciously think about how much you hate somebody/something but people who are cursing just happened to have better vocabulary than you. LOLZ. If you're a real sleek cunt, you could make people offended in so many ways with so many words, you're my hero!

Even intellectual people with highbrow dignity/dick-nity cursed. owh..you don't believe me? they do it in hide. they don't want to be seen as a crude person. But sometimes they do it in public, in their writing and speech. But of course, they do it politely and wayyyyyy better vocab than a cheap "babi" can be thrown by one person to another person.

So in term of cursing, whether you're cheap slut or rich princess, you are entitled to curse. because in every human, there are small portion of hate. to something, to somebody, to the world, to the nature or to anything, you hate something or somebody.

owh...i think i already make meself justifyable to curse. hahahaha.

p/s: and yeah, i'm still busy. but i try to update as much as i can.

What I Found About Anal!

*contain high dosage of profanity. watch the pedestrian and drive safely. *

Anal, anus, ass, arse, butt, buttock, booty, hump, bumper...fucking hell, we could give thousand names to most bootylicious thing GOD ever create in both men and women depending on your preferences of course. some like it big, some like it small, some like it smooth, some like it menggerutu with kurap on it. some love to spank it, some just get enough simulation to orgasme just by watching it.

hahahaha. i'm such an ass. i know that.

so, i found anal such an arse lately. 2 things in my life which become so anus, i couldn't define how i hate it.

first: Anal-og (analog)

i'm a failure when it comes to analog. i hate analog watch, analog meter, analog this, analog that. it's digital age, can't they make everything digital? analog annoys me cause first you don't get the accuracy just by watching it. unlike digital things, analog based on mechanical movement instead of automated calculation. that exposed analog more towards external factor such as magnetic influence, mechanical error and human error reading analog (ralat due to pembiasan cahaya from kaca to udara - blergh, you know your science).

yet there are so many analog lover, i just don't get it.

second: Anal-ysis (analysis)

if i heard another person says "analysis", i would kill them. in my field of work, people can be such pompous arse by saying "this is the analysis that i done" yet the thing they do is just crap. and more and more pompous arse overutilizing the words "analysis" to make them look intelligent when they talk and as if people couldn't read/watch/understand their bluff.

i have enough of word "analysis", couldn't anyone stop using it. just fucking say, do some study, my point of view which contains higher dosage of vanity that just "analysis". what a loser. fuck that!

Random Thoughts

During my uni time, i love to post random questions to mIRC. first, i'm bored. second, i'm bored. third, i just want differential opinion on the question. fourth, did i say i'm bored?

sometimes people asked me, did you feel/act/experience like what i'm asked in my random questions, i just say...yes and no. sometimes i asked and expecting good answer to solve my problem, sometimes did i say i'm bored? provoking people with morally twilight question is a recretational to me. it's like good sport! sweating and refreshing!

so, it comes to me again that i have random thoughts (again) after a long, tiring day.

have you ever think of having an affair with your neighbor?

how does it feel to get shot by a nuclear bullet or something like that?

is it really terrifying to stab somebody to death?

if you could behead somebody and kick his head after that, what kind of kick will you employ?

or you'll just smack the head with baseball bats?

what does it feel when you jump for suicide from a rocky cliff?

how does it feel to be frozen to death?

does fucking with pretty face women taste better?


hahahahha. i'm quite twisted.