I been gone for long. Long enough to make few people asking whether i'm still alive. Thanks for stopping by anywhere you can and remind me that i actually have a blog that i oblige to update. Thanks!!
By the way, it's not like i don't want to update but lately my life gone monotonous. No more caca marba or any significant milestone to be remembered really. It's just normal, routine, daily job that piling up day by day, normal life routine (office-home), no near death experience, no romantic sappy lovey dovey story, no my-life-so-unfornate story, not even owh-i'm-so-opinionated post for the time being.
So, why bother to update right?
Owh, i DO have some issue at office, more like office politic but i rather not disclose anything here. Not suitable for faint hearted, pregnant ladies/guys.
So, quick updates about Jdo, i currently watching few doramas for summer, kindly vetted through Wiki.D-Addicts.Com for further info. Ok2, i will write but in later post la. Till then, thanks for your visit and yurp, i'm still alive.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
Idiot's Guide #002: Boarding LRT
As a developing nation, Malaysia is a country whereby lots of urban people taking public transportation to work. People who hate to hassle in jammed traffic on the road choose train instead of bus or cab. Not to mention, boarding train is fast and accurate, easier for you to plan your time to board them and arrive at office in exact time without any problem (while we put aside that LRT nowadays always "Under maintenance"). SO, this great invention called train makes people's life easier in such a great way. As a frequent boarder, i been bothered to write a guide for newbies who wish to use public transport especially train or LRT. Here's few things newbies should know when boarding train or LRT:
1) Quickly boarding in OR out
Life is much easier for people who been queuing the whole morning if you could walk faster into/out from LRT. People really easily get irritated when you walk slowly into/out from LRT just like when pergi makan angin. If you want to cruise around slowly, please do it at any isolated island, zoo, along the beach line but please don't do it in the morning when people hassling/battling to get into LRT to get to work. You might be a good punching target then. So people, walk quickly and think quickly. And yeah, people don't give a damn if you trying to kontrol lawa or kontrol macho cause it's doesn't matter when you get on their nerves.
2) Stay at left side if you willing "menghirup udara segar"
If you still in vacation mode, please do your "menghirup udara segar" on left side of escalator. It's totally get on my nerves when i try to walk fast but there are some idiots who stand still on right side of escelator. I'm so pissed off especially when i'm late in the morning. It's not like no sign saying that you need to be on the right side to give way to people want to go down quickly but they seems ignoring the fact.
3) Behave yourself
Attention to all lovey dovey birds, we're totally not interested your kissing, belai-ing, gesel-ing and what not. We can watch porn for GOD sake or better get some woman and fucked her hard at more private place. If you are so horny and use excuse like "i want to show to the whole world that i love her" to bermesra-mesra, please nominate yourself into porn film industry. Besides making money, you show that you love her to the whole world, right? Please people, we're not interested in your lovey dovey act and what pissed me of always is THEY TAKING LOTS OF SPACE for that. Dumbass!
4) Control your voice
Whether you're a super cute guy/gal, i will get annoyed actually by your laugh if it keeps coming over and over again. I know that you're crazy for attention but please respect others. You high pitch voice will eventually interrupt other stressed out passenger. Keep it down and keep it low.
Tips:
1) Get an mp3 player. It could get rid lots of unnecessary noise from your ears and head.
2) Stop making it such a big fuss when people pushing you. Everybody do that. If you're not comfortable with people pushing you around, get a car or cab.
Other than that, cheer up and enjoy riding in it.
1) Quickly boarding in OR out
Life is much easier for people who been queuing the whole morning if you could walk faster into/out from LRT. People really easily get irritated when you walk slowly into/out from LRT just like when pergi makan angin. If you want to cruise around slowly, please do it at any isolated island, zoo, along the beach line but please don't do it in the morning when people hassling/battling to get into LRT to get to work. You might be a good punching target then. So people, walk quickly and think quickly. And yeah, people don't give a damn if you trying to kontrol lawa or kontrol macho cause it's doesn't matter when you get on their nerves.
2) Stay at left side if you willing "menghirup udara segar"
If you still in vacation mode, please do your "menghirup udara segar" on left side of escalator. It's totally get on my nerves when i try to walk fast but there are some idiots who stand still on right side of escelator. I'm so pissed off especially when i'm late in the morning. It's not like no sign saying that you need to be on the right side to give way to people want to go down quickly but they seems ignoring the fact.
3) Behave yourself
Attention to all lovey dovey birds, we're totally not interested your kissing, belai-ing, gesel-ing and what not. We can watch porn for GOD sake or better get some woman and fucked her hard at more private place. If you are so horny and use excuse like "i want to show to the whole world that i love her" to bermesra-mesra, please nominate yourself into porn film industry. Besides making money, you show that you love her to the whole world, right? Please people, we're not interested in your lovey dovey act and what pissed me of always is THEY TAKING LOTS OF SPACE for that. Dumbass!
4) Control your voice
Whether you're a super cute guy/gal, i will get annoyed actually by your laugh if it keeps coming over and over again. I know that you're crazy for attention but please respect others. You high pitch voice will eventually interrupt other stressed out passenger. Keep it down and keep it low.
Tips:
1) Get an mp3 player. It could get rid lots of unnecessary noise from your ears and head.
2) Stop making it such a big fuss when people pushing you. Everybody do that. If you're not comfortable with people pushing you around, get a car or cab.
Other than that, cheer up and enjoy riding in it.
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