Things they don't teach in class

1) If you posted clouds pictures taken from windows of airplane on your point-and-shoot camera or phone camera, that's indicated that you're naive.

2) If you taken your picture from up angle (myspace angle), that's indicated that you're fat.

3) If you taken your picture from your GS (good side), that's indicated that you're ugly.

4) If you think that you're ugly and still taken your picture in any angle you like and posted it on your social network with caption "owh..i'm so not pretty", that's indicated that you're ugly.

5) If you think you could post your amateur homemade porn to WWW with censoring/hiding your face, that's indicated that you're just show to the world how small your dick is which means, you're also as stupid as the female in features.

6) If you think emo hair is cool, you're a fag.

7) If you think you going to get good job just because you're graduating from university, you better kill yourself since you will be dead horse anyway.

8) If you only have SPM qualification, not any kerabat or dato or tan sri's relative and think highly of yourself in working environment, you should put one or two or three bullet/hot rod to your brain.

9) If you believe that your being transexual is GOD will, you sure believe that you're evolved from ape.

10) If you think reading this useless list will beneficial to you, you sure believe that by signing your name will get you full mark in your exam.